Pre-spun Ninja Creami pints 🌀

Protein ice cream that's actually hot.

30g+ of protein per pint, spun silky-smooth and delivered to your freezer. No machine, no waiting, no excuses — just dig in.

30g+
protein
~200
calories
0
guilt
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The Lineup

Flavors with main character energy

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Strawberry Crush

Fresh strawberry with a flirty cheesecake ribbon.

32g protein210 cal6g sugar
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Vanilla Bae

Madagascar vanilla bean. A classic that never ghosts you.

33g protein190 cal5g sugar
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Dark & Handsome

Double dutch chocolate with fudge swirls. Dangerously smooth.

34g protein220 cal6g sugar
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Birthday Suit Cake

Buttery cake batter loaded with rainbow sprinkles.

31g protein230 cal8g sugar
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PB Heartthrob

Peanut butter cups meet salted pretzel crunch.

35g protein240 cal6g sugar
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Matcha Made in Heaven

Ceremonial matcha with white chocolate drizzle.

30g protein200 cal5g sugar

* Placeholder lineup — the real flavors are coming. Per-pint macros.

How It Works

Pre-spun. Pre-gorgeous.

Love Ninja Creami pints but hate the prep, the freeze, the spin cycle? Same. So we do all of it for you.

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Step 1

We blend it

Small-batch, high-protein bases mixed with real ingredients — no chalky aftertaste, ever.

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Step 2

We spin it

Every pint goes through the Ninja Creami so it arrives silky-smooth. No machine needed at your place.

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Step 3

You devour it

Grab a spoon straight from the freezer. Let it sit 5 minutes if you like it extra creamy.

The Receipts

Eat the whole pint. We insist.

A whole SexyScoops pint has fewer calories than a single scoop habit and more protein than five eggs. Hit your macros and your cravings in one sitting.

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Per pintSexyScoopsRegular pint
Protein32g10g
Calories~2101,080
Sugar6g84g
CreaminessAbsurdFine, sure

Placeholder comparison vs. a typical full-fat pint. Real nutrition facts coming with the final recipes.

Our Story

Born in a kitchen, raised by a Ninja Creami

SexyScoops started with one girl, one Creami, and a deeply serious ice cream habit. After perfecting pint after pint of high-protein, actually-delicious recipes, friends started placing orders. Then friends of friends. Now it's your turn — pre-made, pre-spun pints, made fresh in small batches and delivered cold.

Ice cream that's irresistible. 💋🍨

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